Most of the pictures I've taken recently have been from the shoulders down - aka a belly pic. Of course I see my face in the mirror every day, but nothing could have prepared me for head shots taken 6 months into pregnancy. I just don't look so great. Not like I used to, anyway. (Haha.) It's apparent from the picture that:
- I don't sleep.
- I gave up wearing earrings several months ago.
- My posture has been compromised by my ever-growing midsection.
- I did not get the long, flowing pregnancy locks that everyone dreams about.
Cue the music: All I can think about now is George Strait's song, "She Let Herself Go." It's playing on repeat in my head. Is this what motherhood will bring? A constant disheveled look for the rest of my life? What's a pregnant girl to do? Some ideas:
- Not a lot I can do about the sleep deprivation. I already feel lazy enough. But what about concealer to hide those pesky dark circles under my eyes?
- Unless the holes have closed up (doubtful), I should really make an effort to throw on some earrings every once in awhile. Especially for special occasions (as was the occasion for the above-mentioned picture taking).
- Slug every person who says, "You don't even look pregnant!" This comment is the only comment I get as a pregnant woman, and it's really starting to get to me. What do these people expect? I do look pregnant - my appearance has definitely changed to pregnant-mode!! 1) belly, 2) slouching, 3) never standing for extended periods of time, 4) weight gain, 5) waddle, 6) boobs - come on, it's Obvious.
- Maybe I should switch shampoo. Haircut is coming next week.